Buzz's Bedtime Stories

Buzz’s Bedtime Stories. A really inconsequential anecdote but an insightful one in understanding the Air Force “airlift community.” One morning, very early, I was scheduled to fly a C-141 mission from Charleston AFB, SC to Navy Norfolk, VA, to Rota, Spain in the first day. And then down range into the Middle East for the next week. Normal stuff. I was flying with one of my best friends and excited for the upcoming adventures. He was a blast and there was never a shortage of things to talk about in the cockpit. We arrived at NAS Norfolk to gas for the long leg to Spain, file our flight plan, and upload our Navy cargo. Back in the day, we had to go into Base Operations to manually fill out an international flight plan. By hand. Thankfully, that has changed over the years. We grabbed a coffee at the passenger terminal, got back to the jet, performed our checklists and took off for Spain. The runway at Navy Norfolk is relatively short and I knew we were heavy. As we took off and reached decision speed, we were committed. Try to abort now, and we’d be off the end and onto a heavily trafficked roadway. Then probably into the water. Although, I realized the jet wasn’t responding normally. Very sluggish. I took every last foot of the runway and finally rotated. We climbed to about 300 feet, initially, and couldn’t climb any more. Power was all the way up. We were flying over the Norfolk bay inching up ever so slowly. Passing over ships with masts and sail boats, my inclination was to pick up my feet. We were that low. The cockpit was very silent as I tried to inch every bit of altitude and airspeed I could. Eventually, we started to eke out a climb. Very slowly and very grudgingly. Finally, after what seemed like an hour, we finally reached our cruise altitude for our flight over the Atlantic. I hopped on the HF radios (long range) and chatted with our HQ. “Something’s off. Can you guys take a look when we get to Rota?” “Of course,” they said. Upon arrival in Spain and an uneventful landing, the Air Force impounded the plane. They tore into it and weighed the cargo. They called me in my BOQ. room.We were 25,000 pounds overweight. Our absolute max was 325,000 pounds and we took off at 350,000. The Navy had hidden cargo within the pallets and fudged the numbers! And we almost died. Heads rolled back at Navy Norfolk. Several members of their load team were fired. The copilot and I went to the O’Club for a beer. Just another day flying “the iron.”